Do the words Stephen and Fry bring you out in a cold sweat? Do you wilt and die a little bit inside every time someone looks you in the eye and asks you to do simple multiplication that even your children can do with their eyes closed? Were you someone who failed their driving theory test thirteen times but says “Me? Once, of course!”when someone asks you how many times your driving theory test took? Maybe you hated the kid who sat next to you at school because his brain gladly accepted all the information that was given to him and spat it out as stupidly annoying perfect numbers and equations while your brain melted and eventually caved in, ending in detention? If you are one of these people then do not, I repeat DO NOT head on over to Cleverthings.com. It will drive you crazy!

Cleverthings.com is nauseatingly smug, bold and completely unashamedly face-rubbing when it comes to anything, really: it could be clever people, clever business ideas. Pretty much, if you can think of something and thought you did a pretty good job, someone involved with Cleverthings will have thought of it already, and they’ll want to let you know that your idea was absolutely crap. If you’ve got an open wound then no problemo, these guys will also gladly rub salt into it, for free!

Think you can handle it? Well, Cleverthings will gladly educate you on an all manner of smartness. There are profiles of clever so and so’s and what makes them so flipping fantastic, and even photos so that you can accurately project all your hatred on to these people, which a thick friend of mine tells me works a treat for relieving stress.